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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    One time on the schoolbus, I had an erection and was wearing athletic shorts. When we all got up to leave the bus this hot bitch in front of me walks backwards a step and gets a couple pokes in the ass by my boner. I don't think she noticed.
     
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    Hash., Jun 15, 2013
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    That's coz your penis is the size of a Christmas chipolata, you stoopit coont.

    xx
     
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    Tina., Jun 15, 2013
  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    stop trying to woo me ... its not that big and my answer is still no
     
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    Hash., Jun 15, 2013
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    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    :(
     
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    Tina., Jun 15, 2013
  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    That's because she wasn't old enough to know what a sexual harassment lawsuit is
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 15, 2013
  6. Hugh Briss

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    Poking your cock up someones ass is gravely more serious than "harassment".

    'Her ass meant' I went to jail
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 16, 2013

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