DEREK: I Sordell the other day. CLIVE: No, did you? DEREK: Did I tell you? CLIVE: No! You d- ..... DEREK: Yeah. CLIVE: No, you didn't, I don't ****ing b- ..... don't come that with me! DEREK: No, really, I know ..... CLIVE: You Sordell the other day? DEREK: Yeah. CLIVE: You don't expect me to believe that, do you? DEREK: I don't, no, I don't. CLIVE: Oh, that's outrageous that is. DEREK: What, I know. CLIVE: That's outrageous. DEREK: Yeah, but ..... CLIVE: You Sordell the other day! Ha ha! DEREK: No, It's true an' all, it's true. CLIVE: Oh, come off it, you ****! DEREK: Yeah, huh huh huh. CLIVE: "Sordellthe other day", you ****! DEREK: I Sordell. I Sordell. CLIVE: Course you didn't, you never Sordell the other day. DEREK: I Sordell. CLIVE: How could you have done? DEREK: I don't know. That's what ..... CLIVE: Well, all right ..... DEREK: ..... that's what I, that's what, er, defied, er, er, description ..... CLIVE: All right. DEREK: I Sordell and I don't know how! I don't know how I Sordell, but I Sordell! I was going along the street and I Sordell. CLIVE: Yeah, no, come on, what proof have you ****ing got that you Sordell. DEREK: I got no proof. All right, no, ..... CLIVE: What, what, what proof, what proof have you got? DEREK: I've got no proof, mate. CLIVE: What proof? DEREK: Just ..... CLIVE: Well, without proof there's no ****ing point in talking, is there? DEREK: Well, there is ..... CLIVE: I can prove that I'm here 'cause I've got a witness. DEREK: Who? CLIVE: You! DEREK: I ..... where are you? CLIVE: I'm here, ****! Can't you see me? Cuh ..... You talk about Sordell you saw the other day ..... DEREK: Yeah. CLIVE: Yeah, O.K., you've seen Sordell, have you? So what's so good about that? DEREK: Nothing. Nothing, I ..... CLIVE: What's so interesting about this particular story? DEREK: There's noth-, I just wanted to tell you, I Sordell. CLIVE: You Sordell, er, er, you Sordell, you Sordell, so, so what, so, you Sordell. So what happened? DEREK: Nothing happened. CLIVE: Any happier? You any happier? You feeling better for seeing Sordell? Course you aren't! DEREK: I didn't say I'd feel better. CLIVE: WHY RAISE IT IN THE FIRST ****ING PLACE THEN?! DEREK: I thought you might be interested. CLIVE: I wasn't in the least interested! I was sitting here quietly ****ing. DEREK: How would I know? CLIVE: How would you know? By ****ing intuition, mate! Can't you have something intuitive? DEREK: All right, I saw Yann Kermorgant. CLIVE: That's better. DEREK: Right. CLIVE: Now you're talking.
