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Xmas funnies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted 1, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. Deleted 1

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    Rafa Benitez is like santa Claus - he's getting the sack before Xmas and everyone thinks he's a *****phile

    Finding out that santa does not exist didn't ruin my childhood - my uncle's cock did that

    Merry ****ing christmas and happy bollocking new ****ing ****ting year you **** - from eveyone at the Tourettes association
     
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    I have to say Stan, this is not the most populated thread is it? I may have to draw a parallel with some of Monacos efforts at this rate, an we all know how ****e they are!

    It it were comparable to a baby born on the same day, I'd say it would have been found abandoned in a phone box just about now, with serious hyperthermia.

    Is the mother alive?

    Will the baby make it...
     
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    So excited!!

    Only 2 more Chelsea managers until Christmas!!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dan's xmas thread fail shame.
     
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    Twas the night before Christmas,
    When all through the house,

    Everybody felt ****ty even the mouse.
    With Mom at the whore house,

    And dad smoking grass,
    I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!

    When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!

    When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
    I knew in a moment the ****er had fell!

    He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.

    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
    The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

    He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
    Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!


    I've got your back Dan <ok>
     
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    News just in...the baby is stable, but still critical...
     
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    go **** yerselves
     
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    What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

    Aids.
     
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    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?




    Gang rape.
     
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    It's predicted that by 2018, you'll never be further than 10mtrs away from a former Chelsea manager. <cool>
     
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  12. Toby

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    How the **** did this get moved to Uncut?
     
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  13. gas

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    Gambol ?
     
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    Good lord that ring piece is destroyed.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, blame the new guy <grr>
     
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    Oh baby
     
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    I would
     
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    You cracked that last week, and you're stil an unfunny **** now<grr>
     
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