Lots of complaints in the Chronicle about the Newcastle funny advent calendar. They are all writing in and saying the jokes are rubbish and childish.
Sales of Al Quaeda's Advent calendar are BOOMING! They are selling more now that they have added a tag to the windows, so you can open it slightly to check for wires.
Jehovah's Witness's sent me one this year, strange I thought. So I opened one of the little doors and got punched in the face.
Allow me to change it a bit for you mate. I just bought A Cheryl Cole advent calendar, now there's some flaps I can't wait to open.