X marks the spot

Well today's the day when we decide who's going to make our lives hel for the next five years. Who on here is going to vote, and for who ?

I'll be voting Lib demfor 2 reasons -
1. Charlie Kennedy is a good MP, and doing his best to keep the whisky industry going singlehandedly
2. The toryies might get in here if I vote for the labour gut, who has no chance

 

probably lib dem aswell but only because the papers say nick clegg is a good guy

my curent mp (labour) is the 3rd most expensive mp in the country

Alex Salmond is a ****

Ukip are a bunch of cavemen

i dont support rangers so BNP is out

if there was a box saying anyone but tories i would cross that one.

 

will be voting for lib dems as i agree with them in the most areas out of the 3 parties. plus i've put a tenner on them to win glasgow north

 

awready voted. went up the ***** school this mornin, they had some funny paintins on the wall

voted lib dems. SNP are Racist Bigots and the tories are the tories. labour have had their chance

 

The special school was attached to my high school. They had a ****ing snooker table and all sorts My biology teacher would always make comments about them being let out half an hour before every one else. "Those noisy spazzys disrupting my lesson again. Someone should shoot them"

My polling station is a primary school just across the road from me. Will be the 1st time I've been in it in the daylight

 

got your bag of sweets, or puppy in the back of the car ML ?

 

my polling station is right out side my house so i wont get parked tonight because of ****s thinking they have rights.

 

No doubt women as well, thinking they have rights

 

the right to remain silent

 

and them pesky blacks.

 

and the gaylords.

 

Lib Dems are planning on loosening the immigration act.

I'm no racist, but isn't there enough already?

 

they're basically doing the same as labour (keeping and expanding the points based system) but are talking about having an amnesty for illegals who've been living and working here for ten years or more (this would mean we could tax the ****ers!). we dont know where these people live (its estimated its up to 900,000) and if they fail to prove they've been here for a decade at that point we will know where they live so we can deport them. the tories and labour argue that this gives the wrong impression (they will continue to do nothing about this, just continue to try and make it harder for them to get in) but a 1 time amnesty would go a long way to creating a fresh start for immigration policy. like i said, the other two want to limit people coming in, but they dont have a clue what to do with the ones who are here and have been for donkeys years, who's kids are in fact british etc.

i just want the tax tbh.

 

All sounds a bit dodgy. Telling them it's ok, even though they're here illegally. I say leave them living in fear - we'll get them all eventually.

 

you have that much faith in any british gov that we'll get them all eventually? we cant even get everyone to pay their council tax, and we ****ing know where they live!

look at it this way, with the tax we make from the ones who've been here for 10 years we can afford to find and deport all the ones who've been here for 9

 

You're a 'glass half full' man, aren't you?

 

i just want to tax everyone who isnt me

i'm like a conservative socialist

 

i like the lib dem idea of not taxing the first £10k

 

me too, conservative socialist like i said


as soon as i hit the top 20% bracket i'll drop the socialist bit

 

I think we have the exact same political views look out for number 1