Frekin winds me up ,get some family member saying my daughter or son has got blah blah blah wrong with him or her thenstart crying on camera then guess what they go bloddy through straight after to the producers of these shows pack it in please
Before finding fame, Simon Cowell used to work at Simplantex in Eastbourne. His job was to sew zips onto windcheaters, but he was cack-handed to the extreme and used to make a pig's ear of them all. But, for a nominal cut of his wages, I used to correct his mistakes and get him out of the brown stuff. 'Ponders,' he would say to me, 'I will never forget the support you've offered me this last year. When I'm rich and famous I will come and get you out of this hell-hole.' '**** off, Simon,' was the retort, 'you'll never be famous.' But he was right. Look at him now, eh?
