Wunter Under Mejier the world's leading online football magazine, can reveal this morning a video has been sent to the CIA showing Osama Bin Laden to be alive!! The video sent to there headquarters at Langley, Virginia shows Bin Laden sat in a cave holding a copy of the daily sport. He in an attempt to show how up to date it is, says in it how disappointed he was with Newcastle United's performance at the weekend. However a source inside the CIA told wunter " Its known Bin Laden is a member of the Toon Army, however the statement about being disappointed with the result at the weekend proves nothing as it could have been shot anytime in the last 20 years" Wunter Under Meijier..Turning every stone, trying to find the door keys.
Jihad If I hadn't had my 2nd coffee this morning I wouldn't have got that. If Molby were to post this on the Newcastle board I'm sure he'd have the full backing of the Liverpool posters We could all contribute "evidence" to support the story.
Binladen aint dead it is a con, Oh we cant show you photos, just like you cant expamine the rubble of the WTC as we've shipped it off to China to be re-cycled before you can investigate. Them saying they got Binladen when they never wanted him for an attack AlQueda didn't commit. it is what Americans call "Closure" George Bush Senior is the f'ing devil I tell thee
Its be proven that not only is he alive,He's an Arsenal fan.He's been heard shouting ''C'mon the Gunners''.His hiding place in fact is the Arsenal trophy room,it reminds him of home,Its big,dark and empty and has just been taken over by americans.
KPR like it Wunter got a tip off a while ago a skeleton had been found in a room under the main stand at Goodison, the skeleton in full shirt tie and Everton suit was covered in cob webs. Merseyside police where called in and after forensic tests it was revealed the skeleton was of Brian Itter a former employee of the club. When Wunter spoke to a "source" at Goodison, they seemed surprised when we mentioned Brian name. "It's true Brian was an employee of Everton" said the "source" " But we thought he'd left years ago, due to lack of work. He was in charge of the trophy room, but hadn't had much to do in years so the club let him go or so they thought". Our thoughts are with the relative's of Mr Itter at this time as they cope with the sad news.
Thats quality. His initials are Mr B Itter. Do you remember when Gollum called Everton the ''Peoples Club''?I think he meant ''Village Peoples Club''.Especially after the pink away kit.Bitters are liable to call it ''Salmon''.
I was thinking after watching Everton play on Match of the day. "Those Bitters are going to have to make a hard decision.. either 1, Buy the away shirt and show your support for Everton, despite the fact it'll make you look like gay and stand out massively in a crowd. 2, Don't buy the shirt and when someone asks if you've got the shirt, having to admit you're embarrassed for your team having to wear it."
KPR..my best mates a bitter..He had the labotomy reversed years ago, and rediscover a sense of humour. He took one look at he "pink" away shirt and described itas "fussia" what ever the **** that is. There where 4 lads in my local wearing them looked like extra's for a gay porn film. gollum when he said "peoples club" actually meant "peebles" in Scotland as they have the same quality of team on the pitch, and level of support locally.
Molby. I hate to bring this up,as it may sound as being a little bit sectarian.However theres rumours going round that Everton are the Catholic Irish Club in Liverpool and Liverpool are the Protestant English Club.I said this is a load of bull****,as How can members of the same family be two different religions.From what I can gather thats how Liverpool and Everton fans are split.They on a lot of occasions are members of the same family.And that there is no sectarianism whatsoever.
I don't understand this rep thing.I was on 2,and then I was on 0 and now I'm back on 2,and I have a green line.What the fukc does it mean?
Ages ago the Doc (respected wunter article writer) was sent to investigate this, his findings confirmed the long held suspicions of the wunter office. Doc meet with the father for the holy church of Saint John. The reverend Roger Le Choir-Boyds. Father Le Choir-Boyds said it was the long held believe that many thought one club was catholic and one protestant, however this was about as accurate as a Micheal Carrick 30 yarder. The truth is neither club is religiously orientated to one faith, religion and football don't mix. Only the weak and stupid mix sport and religion, those with a brain support without pressure.
