So, Katie Holmes has divorced celebrity bum-pillaging midget, Tom Cruise. I expect all sorts to come out about her in the press over the next couple of weeks. If there's not a lot of balls written about her, then my confidence in the all-reaching shady arms of Scientology will be deeply shaken. Expect at least one "addicted to painkillers" tale this week at least. P.S - I wid, and I bet she's choking for a non-midget walloper since Tom was rarely able to use it anyway being tired out from exploring his army of Brazilian teenage bawhiders in his extensive Fritzl-basement. Whoever next pumps this lassie owes it to mankind to absolutely ragdoll her
As you've mentioned them, one thing that's always puzzled me is why the Mail has had an article about their daughter Suri almost every day since she was born. What's going on? 20 articles times 37 pages: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?sel=site&searchPhrase=suri
He's away filming one in Iceland the now. Holmes filed for a ninja divorce while he's out the country. I'm beginning the think the guy's an utter psycho.
Oh ****, Jip's been compromised by the Scientoligists! EDIT: I too love his films. I'm hearing that Katie Holmes has an sedative addiction to help her keep off the weight.
Why do all of his wives leave him when they're 33? Odd. I wonder if the Scientologists will try to kill her career? They might be a bit late with that one.
