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Wum off 1v1 : HIAG v Mathh

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Oct 11, 2018.

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Best wum, who stays on ?

Poll closed Oct 13, 2018.
  1. HIAG

    13.0%
  2. Matth

    87.0%
  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Okay as per Libby's suggestion on HIAG's failed needy thread, this is the wum off to determine the true wum master. As per Comm's rules, start with the dregs and work our way up to the true top.

    So round one:

    In the red corner we have, sweary glove missing, Pogba loving virgin Matth.
    In the blue corner we have, rotund, glitter goatee sporting, wizard loving, needy HIAG.

    2 day voting limit. Winner stays on.
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Matth for all his tragic flaws isn’t a wum, so really it’s HIAG by default.

    However I’ll abstain.
     
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  3. The very fact that Pixie felt the desperate need to start this thread to undermine me is proof of my mastery of wumming.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^ rattled

    It was Libby's suggestion :bandit:
     
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  5. As a joke. Because Libby respects my position at the top of the wum tree.

    But, for you, this is deadly serious.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im confused as you say 'best' wum.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    That's the difference between you and me Piskie see, I can make a throwaway comment like that for bantz whereas you just can't help yourself due to your obsession :bandit:
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I like the subtle way @PISKIE has made a **** up in the spelling off the title<whistle>
     
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  9. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a virgin.
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Top of the wum tree ? That’s like saying Spurs deserve to win the league, When they don’t.
     
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  11. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    You’re not the master of wumming.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Newsflash...****ing doesn't count.
     
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  13. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Piss off, Mong.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    No, you twisted cum faced imbecile.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... more proof that people are laughing uncontrollably at your latest attention seeking nerd antics <laugh>
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    For a supposed called proffesional man, his last thread was cringeworthy.

    I think it was a cry for help.
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You were a couple weeks ago.
    You been laid in the meantime?
    Do-tell, young Matthew! We want details, or at least a sneaky pic of the unfortunate victim, I mean woman.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He never stated woman
     
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  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    From now on, I won’t be discussing my personal life on here anymore.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Honestly? Please be true
     
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