William Hague has always came across as a decent politician regardless of whether you agree with him or not so for him to effectively retire at 53 has left me with a sense of As usual with this sort of surprising resignation, will there be smoke and fire? Rumours of his sexuality over the years persist, is he a sausage jockey? As a younger Conservative, was he the boy of choice at the Westminster ***** Parties? Was he complicit in the subsequent cover-ups? I couldn't possibly say but these sort of malicious rumours are disgusting and I for one hope that whoever started them gets a bum blasting from William and his boyfriend. #Shameonyou
Well it's not as if he's going to be leader again - might as well piss off out of politics and earn some proper money before you get too old.
And our very own Gordon Brown. My mum works for Unison and has done since she left school and she said that it is well known in Labour circles that Gordon liked to pack fudge before being thrust into front line politics.
Someones got to pack the fudge, otherwise how will the people of the world have fudge to eat that isnt covered in all sorts of annoying bits of stuff stuck to its sticky surface ? Quite unhygienic to discourage fudge-packers really, I mean it could all backfire on us with a deadly fudge-borne virus spreading like wildfire through unprotected unpacked fudge.
Hmmm, Willie stepping down just as a major invesigation into Tory *****s starts? Conikydink? I think not.
