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  1. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    The bird Shannon Murray from the undateables.

    I'm new and dont know how to upload pics is someone could.

    But Aye i would.
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Shannon.jpg
     
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    definately. would like to see her try and refuse me ma hole
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Certainly would, no chance that she'd be able to run away!
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    If somebody is crippled from the waist down, can they feel a ****ing?

    I'd have a right laugh with her legs whilst slipping her it <laugh>
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Roll by shooting?
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Do you honestly give a **** if she feels it.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    bib - a was readin a book n the burd was in a car crash n got paralysed from the waist down n couldnt feel it when she was gettin a rattlin but because her fadge had no feeling her nipples became extra sensitive
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I like my victims to know they've been stretched <ok>

    Part of the ego-stroke of sex is knowing that she has a wee bit of trouble sitting down for a while afterwards.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    It would be tempting to lube it up and attempt to get something daft and spikey like a pineapple up there.
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Does it not work the same knowing that she will have a wee bit of trouble standing up for the rest of her life?
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Think of all the different shapes cacti that you could play with. Thats hours of fun right there.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So what you're saying is, don't be selfish and just get the rattlin done until you've had your nuts emptied, give her nipples a tweak so there's something in it for her. Kudos to you for being responsible and caring enough to pass on disabled shagging advice.
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    id hit that <ok>
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The lad with Tourettes did alright for himself. The bird he took out was worth one. But the little circus bird was a fussy cow though. Who did she expect?
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I didn't watch it, i just saw her pic on BBC news. looked as though it was worth a laugh though
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's a common misconception that Paraplegics/Quads don't feel anything below the waist and she looks as if she's wheely gagging for it.

    I'll get my coat.
     
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    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't be trying stand up if i were you.
     
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  19. Toby

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    When I saw the poster for Undateables on the tube I could have sworn one of those people was Venom :huh:
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is that a jibe because i'm wheelchair enabled?
     
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