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  1. badblood

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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Badblood you're ****ed <ok>
     
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    Stop picking on me you big fruit!<laugh>
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    i used to go with a girl who was in to simulated rape.

    frankly it was amazing.
     
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  7. badblood

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    I would have removed the pillow and bust her jaw for the purposes of realism
     
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  8. HackerJack

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    It isn't rape is she let's you do it!
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    meh, there's pretty much no way you can take the shine off that experience
     
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    Got her number? :bandit:
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    i made a point of deleting it a couple of years ago. i did pass her on to one of my mates one night though and when i saw him the next day he was traumatised. she'd told him to hit her when they were shagging doggy style so he gave her a love tap on the arse, she said "no, ****ing hit me" = slightly harder love tap, she said "hit me you ****ing ****!" or something along those lines, big stu wasnt exactly down with the gays got a bit of red mist on and punched her full in the back.

    he must've caught the bottom of her lung or kidney or something because she faceplants and cant really breathe, he thinks this is part of the show and carrys on till the finish. she then goes mental. <laugh> stu was pretty shacken up by it all (he's a big lump but bit of a pussy) and wasnt helped when we all concluded that what he did constituted rape <laugh>

    if she wasnt completely mental i'd have married her.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> tags dont lie

    i'd even rape tina i'd rape it lr talks a lot of bollox lr's bullshit claim stereo = virgin
     
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    dumb bitch
     
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