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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Chelsea vs Liverpool on TV instead of Toon vs Arsenal?

    Move the game to 1pm and put it on TV plz.

    Newcastle vs Arsenal is much bigger than ****ing cockneys vs scouse bastards.

    **** off Sky.

    Dundee united vs Hibs this sunday, can't fukn wait for that ****.

    I'll be going to the match but it's just the principle and the fact that i have SKY + and can **** myself to sleep watching the toon win.
     
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  2. Wein14

    Wein14 Active Member

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    Wrong side of the bed? Calm your passions you ****ing clampit.
     
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  3. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    haha, yea, wasnt newcastle vs arsenal on tv last time, and ill thing you find chelsea and liverpool is still a big match even though liverpool are worst than middlesborough now
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    You have to have Chelsea vs Liverpool on the tele.

    Who can forget the ire of Mourinhio as Rafa beat him?

    How will those two react should their teams lose this game?

    You can see all of this on Sky with Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams and feminist, Germaine Greer as your hosts to ensure that sexism doesn't rear it's head again.
     
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  5. Tio-Tio-Tiote

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    haha twisty bitch
     
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  6. Wein14

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    You sure? 'Woman cant be priests.' thing might rear it's ugly head!
     
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  7. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    They can be ministers in The Church of England (the Archbishop of Centerbury's religion).
     
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  8. Wein14

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    Ah, thought he was part of the Catholic machine?

    EDIT: DONT QUESTION JESUS ABOUT RELIGION!!!!

    Sorry lord, dont smite me! :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    I cant see what your issue is..... nobody like seeing fat minging geordies crying
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    throw into the mix that torres wants to join chelski
     
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    Why, do you care so much about t being on TV we are at home, I thought you had a season ticket???????
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    I'm sure the Archbishop is up to scratch on the Vagina monologues and the two will please each other no-end.

    I'll be watching.
     
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  13. Wein14

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    Says a member of out Mutant neighbours.<monster>
     
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    The Bele shouldn't that be the Bellend!!!!!!
     
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    Brilliant reply
     
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  16. Heavy Metal Toon

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    That's why i said "i'll be going to the match", you dumb ****.
     
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    Thanks! :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    now now girls.....
     
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    Has Germaine Greer ever been an actress?

    I just wonder if SKY have this right. An Actress and a Bishop... :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  20. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    you've just doubled your ****ability RIP you pathetic man
     
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