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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    ...lose both hands (and be unable to ever have them replaced), or shag your own dad (with snogging and oral compulsory)?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 16, 2011
  2. -jordan-

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    lose both hands. dad is a ****
     
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    -jordan-, Jun 16, 2011
  3. Tina_old

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    **** sake. How bored are you? <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 16, 2011
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No, just need some advice.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 16, 2011
  5. Prime Minister Cameron

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    [NSFW]Shag[/NSFW]
     
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    Prime Minister Cameron, Jun 16, 2011
  6. Tina_old

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    Don't you mean 'a friend' needs some advice?
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 16, 2011
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Well, it's my son who's asking actually <whistle>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 16, 2011
  8. Tina_old

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    That's bad <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 16, 2011
  9. EDGE

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    I'd rather shag my dad, he's a looker, like my good self.

    Unfotunately, he's got a big dong <SPLIT>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 16, 2011
  10. Tina_old

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    You're a very disturbed man <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 16, 2011

  11. thefanwithnoname

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    Unfotunately, he's got a big dong <SPLIT>

    if most women want a fella with a big dong
    do all gay guys want a fella with a little dong?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jun 16, 2011
  12. Fabulous Fabio

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    I'd let my dad shag me

    Just be like a normal saturday night for us
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jun 16, 2011
  13. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 16, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The kind of losing family environment single parent families miss out on. Thank god Cameron is fixing Broken Britain
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 16, 2011
  15. Sweats

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    Just lose the whole arm then use the severed arm to fist him with...
     
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    Sweats, Jun 16, 2011
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    .... is the correct answer!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 16, 2011
  17. Sweats

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    <walks in takes bow>

    I am also available for speeches at funerals, bahmitzvahs etc..
     
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    Sweats, Jun 16, 2011
  18. jerseymackem

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    Are bahmitzvas for Jewish sheep?
     
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    jerseymackem, Jun 16, 2011
  19. OLOF

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    No, Cardiff jews
     
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    OLOF, Jun 16, 2011

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