Would you rather ?

Would You Rather Questions
1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear

 

Yes.

 

Ditto

 

For the boomers it's a or b ?

1 a or b
2 a or b


Etc

 

1) A
2) A
3) B coz WW is a 4 x 2 and I’d like to kick her **** in.
4) B

 

1 a
2 a
3 a
4 b

 

Do all these questions relate to when one is at sea?

 

Feed the sea gulls (even though you shouldn't) or hide your food from them at all costs?

 

Would you rather drink a glass of vomit once or burp every time someone says your name

 

**** up

 

The horse dewormers not working ?

 

No to all.

 

Burp. Ferfuxake.

 

Would you rather pump Tina or an actual punched lasagne?

 

Pardon, you.

 

Meat or veggie?

 

Buy some lasagne on your way to Tina's, close your eyes and report back

 

I think I'd probably quit and go home after buying the lasagne.

Who knows what grotesqueness could await.

 

Neither.

I'd have the flying rodents ****ing exterminated after they have been trapped and given the obligatory bum ****ing.

****ing vermin. Plus they're ****ing massive up here coz lazy ****s throw away their bastarding takeaways all over the streets. These ****ers should also be summarily executed, also after the obligatory bum ****ing.

****s, the lot of them.

 

Is the winner the first one to spell ABBA?