I think we'll all be familiar with this game, the next person answers the previous 'would you rather' then posts their own for the next person. Would you rather never be able to eat bacon again or give up steak instead? Thought I'd start with a gentle opener before we get into the inevitable goat felching questions and the like.
I probably won't mention this thread on my CV. These games normally go quite well on forums as a bit of a laugh but not on this one it seems.
Would you rather Kind of missed. With all the footy. Id rather give up steak. Not a problem. But bacon noooooo. Would you rather lose a bet and be a full kit ****er at Sid James looking like a drunk zebra, or have a neck on with Elton John.
Definitely the Elton John option and no i'm not gay, but would rather chew off my own testicles with my grandmothers false teeth than don the scums shirt. Would you rather give up drink? or women?
. Get the ****ing easy questions in first why dont you. ****. Er. Stupid ****ing thread. Women. I think. **** knows. But i'll stick with it. You have to move to scotland or wales?
Foot, i could never tie my shoe laces with one hand. Hypothetical one this. If SAFC didn't exist, would you rather support Boro? or the Scum?
Boro. I have no real dislike for them as a club. Eat an uncooked bulls bollock or drink a pint of your own piss.
Burnt, the thought of being buried alive makes my soul cringe. Would you rather lick a dogs arsehole or a cats?
I actually thought of asking this one. Its ****ing horrible But i dont think i cope with being blind as much. Kidnapped by IS or Columbian drug cartel
Face tat it would go well with my tough guy persona Would you rather have jonjo shelvy's never ending face or Steve Mc'clarens hair line
