1. A. Have sex with a goat but no one knows you did it Or B. Dont do it but everyone is convinced you did 2. A. Watch your parents have sex everyday of your life Or B. Join in once so you never have to watch again 3. A. Eat chocolate flavoured **** Or B. Eat **** flavoured chocolate 4. A. Have a bell ring everytime you get aroused Or B. Get a sharp pain in your side any time your name is mentioned 5. A. Sweat mayonnaise Or B. Have your entire internet search history made known to everbody