Off Topic Would you give her a second date?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

 

That is quality.

 

That is hilarious.

Would date her again just for the craic.

 

What a ****er legging it to the net and humiliating the poor bitch, and setting up a crowd funding page as well the scruffy ****

Having said that, what kind of monster comes round to your gaff and drops a turd the size of a submarine on a Tinder date?

 

Isn't it just mate

He's still seeing her do you think you would?

 

Apparently they are keen on seeing each other again. Seems like she's up for a bit of a laugh about it.

 

Yeah it is a bit ****ish mate isn't it, they obviously hasn't published her name but locals will surely know.

Imagine introducing to your parents after that

 

There's a picture of her trapped in the window plastered all over the net too

 

Hi Mum, this is Sarah, or U boat as I call her, you might have seen her pic on the net, wedged upside down from my bathroom window trying to rescue the humungous ****e that she'd dropped. Lovely girl like.

 

****ing creasing up.

 

We had a lovely evening and a meal in a well known chicken resturant..

Classy ****ers

 

Yeah I noticed that ****ing nandos

There's the moral chaps...

 

Do you reckon she had a 147 so he could have anal

 

Depends if she was hot or not.
It would be a great first date story to tell the grandkids.

 

That is savage.

No second date you would be thinking about her ****ting which wouldn't be nice.

I was txting a bird a few years ago late and asking what she was up to.

She replied "you really want to know?"

I was thinking she was going for a strum and I might get pics but she told me she was going for a poo!

Talk about boner killer.

She did send me a pic of her tits a week or two later but the damage was done.

Not marriage material I don't think although we remain good friends.

 

Pics of tits as proof - you know the rules

 

Pics of tits as proof - you know the rules

 

It was a snapchat and they weren't all that tbf.

There is not much worse than a woman talking about ****e.

 

Can always rely on 83