Malky is saying "sorry mate, we have no space for you, parkin ate too many pies, and we've signed Jay Bothroyds better albeit French lookalike, we could offer you a position at left back though, might let Naylor go on his way.."
He's saying 'I told Sheik Mansoor that he's going to need a tampon this big to stop the nose bleed I'll give him if he doesn't let me sign for you!'.
Bellers: "Malky you said I was to cut six inches off my clubs, Will that improve my swing?" Malky: "No Craig it means the clubs will fit in the bin" Love the old ones...... I'll get my coat.