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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Out of ALL the players in the Premier League, what's the worse XI you can possibly create? The only rule is that the players have to be in correct positions.
     
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    I swear we had a thread like this the other day.
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Boumsong CB
     
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  4. The Strawberry Syrup Man

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    Bogdan in goal
     
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  5. Darth Gogledd

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    Perch in there somewhere, but he is the ultimate utility man so can play anywhere.
     
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  6. Tinker Raylor Soldier Saylor

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    Carroll upfront <whistle>

    EDIT: With Torres
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The SAFC starting 11.....
     
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  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    Jon Stead has to be in there... And Ade Akinbyi!
     
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    GK - Manuel Almunia

    RB - Carl Jenkinson
    LB - Paul Robinson
    CB - Antonin Alcaraz
    CB - Sebastian Squillaci

    RM - Gabriel Obertan
    LM - Martin Petrov
    CM - Karl Henry
    CM - Abou Diaby

    ST - DJ Campbell
    ST - Jay Bothroyd
     
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  10. The Strawberry Syrup Man

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    Can't miss out Gary Caldewell!
     
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  11. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Current Premier League worst 11:

    GK - Adam Bogdan

    RB - James Perch
    CB - Leon Barnett
    CB - Zat Knight
    LB - Paul Robinson

    RM - Ahmed El Mohammady
    CM - Karl Henry
    CM - Rory Delap
    LM - Akos Buzsaky

    ST - Jay Bothroyd
    ST - Emile Heskey
     
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    we talking all time or current? (i took it to mean current but not sure about others)

    ----------------- bogdan -------------------
    brown -- dunne -- caldwell -- robinson
    obertan -- carrick -- perchino -- taarabt
    ------------- ngog -- carroll -----------
     
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    ----------------- Gordon -------------------
    Gohouri -- Bramble -- Caldwell -- Robinson
    Obertan -- Perch -- Derry -- Routledge
    ------------- Ngog -- Heskey -----------
     
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    Mignolet

    Bardsley - O'Shea - Brown - Richardson

    Larsson - Cattermole - Vaughan - McLean

    Bendtner - Sessegnon

    <diva>
     
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  15. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Agreed he is awful, but he still somehow manages to make a fool out of us.
     
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    We did. It sprang from my "best X1 Newcastle of all time"
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Imagine if Newcastle played this:

    Elliot

    Gosling - Perch - Simpson - Kadar

    Guthrie - Smith - Richardson - Edmundsson

    Ranger - Donaldson

    :shocked: Think even Sunderland might beat us
     
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  18. Lucaaas

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    Agreed with most of that. Although I would find room for Heskey and Shaun Derry in there (probably for DJ Campbell and Diaby). Elmohamady aswell on the right instead of Obertan, they're pretty close but I'd say Elmohamady is on a whole new level of ****ness to Obertan.
     
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  19. Kyle?

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    I'm taking legal action against the person who picked Jenkinson. i agree with Almunia and Squishy, but give the kid a break, he had one poor performance. Did you see him against Marseille? Looked world class.
     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Yeah I don't think he is bad. Got put right in the deep end
     
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