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Worst Type of TV Shows

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, May 24, 2018.

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What's the worst type of TV show?

  1. Soaps

    18.2%
  2. Fly on the wall documentary

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Property buying

    13.6%
  4. Rich American housewives with nothing to do but bicker

    59.1%
  5. Geordie Shore type shows

    68.2%
  6. Sport

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Holidays abroad

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Match of the Day (If you come from Sunderland that is)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Adverts!

    9.1%
  10. Any Others? Please state

    4.5%
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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What's the worst type of TV shows? Two votes each.

    Damn those rich American housewives <grr>
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Anything the wife like

    Oh and Bing! **** me, I get it is aimed at toddlers but do the characters really have to talk like ****tards
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think I would nod off when Bing comes on <whistle>
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I would but having a two year old bounce on your face stops that haha!
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> The joys of being a parent.
     
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    It's been a couple of years since I've seen it but i didn't used to mind Flop. As a total tangent to the thread CBeebies and CBBC are the reasons why i never want the BBC to go (I know there is a popular move to stop funding it through the tax-payer), my children never saw any adverts and got to chose what they liked themselves. For christmas last year my 4 year old wanted an umbrella, spent the entire morning sat under a panda umbrella with a big smile on his face. Adverts aimed at kids are like a ****ing cancer, banned in many countries but never over here. Oh well.
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    I could only see two categories that I would watch!!!! Sport and MotD.
     
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    You missed off Talent Shows and Jeremy Kyle type confessional shows. Although latter has excellent comedic value and in Albert’s case a chance to catch up with his relatives.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    The search engine? I think you're using it wrong if you think it's a tv show
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Jakarta has talent....
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, Simon Cowell has a lot to answer for.
     
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    Yep, no decent Christmas Number 1’s for a start.





    And can we keep this from becoming a discussion about toilet habits, please.

    :emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

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    It's a good read if you get bored at work, very insightful.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No mate. Jak subcontracts our talent to his servants.
     
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    I need more than 3 votes

    Soaps, TOWIE/Geordie ****e nonsense, Housewives in general, cookery shows, BGT/Xfactor, Big Brother - anyone associated with any of this rubbish needs sending to the glue factory for me. Even series I can't really stand either as I always miss an episode or two and fall out of love with them. As you can imagine - I don't watch much TV.

    Movies, Sports and Attenborough/Theroux and science/wildlife doc's are all that should exist.
     
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  18. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    why no ..all the above check box? (excepting the shattered un-sky'd remains of public sport broadcasting (Motd) and BBC 4)
     
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  19. Howe's about that then?

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    And what is it with that ****ing panda whipping his shorts off all the time??
     
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  20. Howe's about that then?

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    I'd put reality TV into one big pot of absolute ****ing horse **** and only use one vote.
    Geordie shore, Towie, Chelsea, American housewives, big brother, that jungle **** stick them all in!

    Not sure if talent shows can come under the reality umbrella but if so then stick them in there too!

    There are people out there putting their heart and souls into creating a decent show and fame hungry simpletons chatting ****, "performing" or leading unobtainable lifestyles end up with more viewers.
     
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