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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Title says it all, list yours.Tonight on Channel 4: Jamie: Cooking Family Favourites. Wow, I think I will give this one a miss, sounds like a pile of turd <laugh>
     
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    Towie
    Made in Chelsea
    Geordie Shore
    The Kardashians
    Dinner Date
    Anything with Katie Price in
    Anything with Sam Faiers in
     
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  3. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Any reality show.
    Anything with any member of the Khardashian family in it.
     
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    EastEnders
     
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    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    When they take the piss out of Jamie on Googlebox it's always a good laff, I remember one episode when he advised to give the pasta a "ruddy good banging", and his lockdown minnestrone, which the Googlebox guys commented that they could get hold of crack cocaine more easily than most of the ingredients in his minnestrone.
     
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    Downton Abbey.
    ****e.
     
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    Is this **** TV right now or from the past as well? If so Bullseye and that hilariously ****e BBC soap Eldorado deserve a mention.
     
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    Bullseye was class
    You can't beat a bit of Bully
     
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    El dorado was an dreadful. Some of the worst acting that I have ever seen.
     
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    Steven Taylor acting
     
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    The Premier league
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    From whenever <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Mrs Brown's Boys. What a pile of excrement!
     
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    Saw some Dave Allen video clips on youtube last week. Jesus. He was a genius.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah man this takes me back. Love Dave Allen, his stuff on religion is the best there is. As you say, a comic genius.

    To think he got into so much trouble for this little joke...

    "You wake to the clock, you go to work to the clock, you clock in to the clock, you clock out to the clock, you come home to the clock, you eat to the clock, you drink to the clock, you go to bed to the clock, you get up to the clock, you go back to work to the clock... You do that for forty years of your life and you retire — what do they ****ing give you? A clock!"
     
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    all of this, especially the one in bold.
     
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    The thing was though, you really could bear a bit of Bully.

    It was only amusing the times when a pair of skint guys from from the 10th floor of a concrete tower block in Wolverhampton would win the really convenient prize of a speed boat.
     
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