Everyone bangs on about the best players as we get toward the end of the season, but who has been ****e? Pick a team if you like, I don't really care.
From my club. Falcao Rest of league Balotelli Lukaku Ben Arfa (gone now?) Mangala Can Yaya Toure Welbeck
Di maroa has 6 assists since the new year. Pretty good going tbh despite not being in great form. Januzaj hasnt really flopped. Hes barely played. Fair point on RvP. Smalling has been good.... Ish.
Sometimes he is great. Dominating defender who reads the game well. Other times he becomes a Titus Bramble tribute act.
GK McGregor - just don't rate him RB Vergini - Might be a better centre back but seems to play RB a fair bit. That own goal volley seals the deal LB Traore - cack defender CB - Williamson - Our very own conference defender masquerading as a PL player. Wouldn't even get in another sides reserve squad, he's our only available centre back CB - Ferdinand - never seen a player look more finished (bar Willo) CM - Bridcutt - Gus Poyet must have been pissed CM - Gomez - See above CM - Di Maria - wowsers, talk about over priced (might come good...) RM - Gouffran - This lad needs taken out the back and put down. Its the only humane thing to do LM - Sammy Ameobi - Garbage ST - Altidore - Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo Subs: Balotelli - waste of money, Lovren - what has gone wrong, Henry - just a clogger, Rodwell - how much?, Falcao - feeble, Alcaraz - out of his depth/jobs for the boys, Rob Elliot - useless drag queen I feel like I've picked on our own and the North East a bit, but I think we are watching a lot of ****ty football. Found it quite cathartic going through that.
I'd like to nominate Vertonghen. He wants to go to Real to organise their backline... he couldn't organize a piss-up at a John Terry klan party!
People who are picking Altidore are being daft. He only played 316 mintues. If we're going to pick **** players who've barely featured we'd be here all day. I'll nominate some people who've actually had enough game time to pass judgement on. I'll go Steven Fletcher, Liam Bridcutt and Jordi Gomez from my team. All fully deserve to be in this category imo. Shout outs to Johnny Evans, Balotelli and Abel Hernandez. ****
Good shout You missed out solado and adebayor. Spurs messed up with them but have redeemed themselves with Kane and Mason who both look good bets for the future for England
