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Worst handball ever? Name your top three

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  1. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. Hansen gets around it by using one line to simply say it wasn't intentional, therefore allowing him to spend the rest of the article disagreeing with a point very few people have actually made. Same with Phil McNulty, the Liverpool supporting BBC football editor.
     
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  2. Nope.



    Nope.



    No, he doesn't.




    It's very, very, very simple, Mouser. I find you and your Mouser kin, as well as the assorted antics of LFC to be the best entertainment in town. Nothing more, nothing less.



    Nope.


    Nope, not even that.


    Hardly.


    That is a kind offer.

    Can I ask you a question? Do you have black curly hair and a black 'tache, and do you wear a shell-suit?
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He would've signed it, but he'd hurt his wrist... <whistle>
     
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  4. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Its almost a look of embarrassment, perhaps he can't spell cheating twat in English.
     
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  5. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    This is intentional handball


    [video=youtube;opFbmi_We8U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opFbmi_We8U[/video]

    At least the officials at Mansfield didnt pretend to not see the Suarez one unlike that one above when the lino clearly sees and ignored it
     
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  6. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    That one sprung to my mind earlier too. Definitely should've walked for that.
     
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  7. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Deliberate handball doesn't get much worse than this either!

    [video=youtube;E-MHVSJ9wUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-MHVSJ9wUI[/video]
     
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  8. totsfan

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    Suarez showing why fan's don't like him!!
     
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  9. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    The photo/video you uploaded invites a casual conclusion that the ball hits VDV's arm, but the slightest familiarity with photographs makes it clear that the ball might have touched his arm and then again it might not have.

    From what video I've seen, it looks as if the ball hits very high on his chest just below the neck (see image). The question is whether after hitting there, it deflects onto his shoulder, or left arm. After looking at the footage a number of times, I'd say that it's inconclusive. It looks to me that the chances of the ball deflecting off his chest and into his shoulder are less than 50/50. It certainly doesn't look like it hits his left arm, though the footage I've seen is blurry enough and shot at a slow enough rate that it's possible. Reasonable people, after viewing what footage I've seen, can still maintain the ball may have brushed VDV's shoulder, or even his left arm, though the last, to me, is a bit of a stretch. What they can't do is say the photo/video you uploaded proves anything.

    The goal from two angles begins at 1:25 below

    [video=youtube;M2UTM2rOQ2Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2UTM2rOQ2Y&feature=player_detailpage[/video]


    vdv_arsenal_01.jpg
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;kme2xaGi49A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kme2xaGi49A[/video]

    Not only did he make it obvious, he failed to get away with it and was sent off as a result.
     
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  11. ...which is what should have happened to Goofy.
     
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  12. I hope the little Mouser nicked his hubcaps.
     
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  13. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    I think the Mouser crowd must be clutching at straws to show our former star.
    But remember,gamesmanship was invented by Shankly at Liverpool and polished by Revie at Leeds!
    Both successful but always left a big stink behind them!
    To a certain point of view,I think Ferguson had picked this up years ago......
     
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  14. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Ane who does not have the 'Hand of God' as the number one. Needs to sit down and have a good think about things....

    Except of course HIAG,- the only man to be more predictable than a romantic comedy
     
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  15. totsfan

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    Please don't call it the hand of god,it wasn't,it was the hand of a fat,junkie cheat.And God would not Cheat,as it's a sin.
     
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  16. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    God cheats all the time. He invented the blue shell on Mario Kart, for a start...
     
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  17. DarloGeordie

    DarloGeordie Active Member

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    One of the best players to grace the game, WTF has guy ever won in he's history to be considered one of the greats, over inflated scouse opinion of their own players, take them out of Liverpool and he is ****e lol eg.Torres
    Owen, McManaman, Fowler that Portuguese reject that went to Chelsea forget his name, anyone else Liverpool have had that was world class at Liverpool but very poor for other clubs.
     
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  18. BringBackfootie

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    In fact I'd say everything HIAG says on here is made up, totally fits his character.

    But am sure he's gonna put up a pic of his season ticket
     
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  19. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely true, I have a Mouser friend and when Torres played for Liverpool he was `the best striker in the world` until he left.....now he is `rubbish`. Currently he is proclaiming Sewerez the best around (until he leaves of course, then he will become rubbish and quickly forgotten about).

    However, this friend does religiously listen to the deluded Liverpool love ins on Talksport..... gleefully lapping it all up and genuinely believing the nonsense they feed their listeners, so its understandable he changes opinions more often than his underpants.
     
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  20. totsfan

    totsfan Well-Known Member

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    To be fair,Torres is Rubbish now!!!
     
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