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Worst handball ever? Name your top three

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. Here are mine.


    In third place...

    Thierry Henry, France v Rep of Ireland: the so-called "hand of Frog" goal that denied Ireland a place at the World Cup Finals, last time out. For most of us, what Henry did came as no real surprise, since we had all grown used to his cheating, when he was at AFC. Still, it was a pretty slimy thing to have done.


    In second place...

    Maradona, Argentina v England: the infamous "hand of God" goal, that helped to eject England from the 1986 World Cup Finals. The goal earned Maradona the plaudits of the world's elite, even though it was predicated on a slime-ball act of the most heinous proportions.


    In first place...

    Luis Suarez, Manafield v Liverpool, on 6 January 2013: the so-called "hand of Goofy" goal, that was used by a morally-bankrupt team, devoid of any of the honour and glory that it once had (in the 70s, mainly), in an abject act of desperation, to ensure that they beat minnows Mansfield, and keep alive an FA Cup dream.


    So, there you have my "worst ever handballs."
     
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  2. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I thought that this would be your top 3, HIAG.

    [video=youtube;1Kl9Vdmhc_I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kl9Vdmhc_I[/video]

    [video=youtube;JufImz2zJbk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JufImz2zJbk[/video]

    [video=youtube;a4B0_Sl2RHU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4B0_Sl2RHU[/video]
     
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  3. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    This latest example of Dirty Suarez`s cheating does not surprise me, anybody with half a brain cell can see Suarez is a cheat, racist, diver, over reactor, thug and generally obnoxious individual.

    I am not even surprised that referees keep falling for his theatrics and cheating, historically they have always had a soft spot for the Mousers and their failure to see Suarez deliberately handling the ball, kicking people, gouging eyes, diving and over reacting just backs that theory up.
     
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  4. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Any deliberate handball is as bad as another. Whether it actually benefits the player or not, it's probably the one situation where you can't distinguish between any of them because they're all intentional cheating and trying to con the ref. Deliberate handballs are not to be confused with when a player has his hand away from his side and the ball hits it which, despite not being against the rules, referees seem to give too,
     
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  5. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    This one's not bad!...

    [video=youtube;SaDci33GGzE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaDci33GGzE&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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  6. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Lol, funny how it always seems to be teams that play in red..
     
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  7. Anyone else feel that Suarez might be better off taking up netball?
     
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  8. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    I believe in the 'biz' that's known as a 'bite' :D
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    An insulting bite, unfortunately, YV.
     
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  10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Ashley Cole in the 1-1 draw just over a year ago

    A competent ref would have penalised the clearly deliberate handball

    Unfortunately that moron Webb was in charge
     
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  11. totsfan

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    my top 3 as well but,Saurez 3rd,Henry 2nd and that fat little Junkie cheat Maradona 1st
     
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  12. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    In searching for funny handball's, I stumbled across a free kick which take's the term 'free kick' to an entirely new level!!

    [video=youtube;46pnEQXfIu8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=46pnEQXfIu8[/video]
     
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  13. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    The fact he (Suarez) did this against a club like Mansfield shows the complete lack of class the player has. What a scum bag. Also shows the depths to which Liverpool have sunk if they need to cheat against this level of opponent to get out the 3rd round.
     
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  14. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Liverpool really have given quite a mental/psychological scar over the years havnt they, do you want to talk it thru amongst friends.Even PNP knows youve got issues

    What is it

    Is it the fact we have won trophy after trophy after trophy over the years, even when we were supposedly sh*t
    Or is the fact that you have won f**k all

    If it feels better you can have a little cry if you wish, I wont laugh honest <laugh>
     
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  15. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    Just for the professional person.


    [video=youtube;RREROPovlcs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RREROPovlcs[/video]
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Nice photo, which fails to show exactly where the ball is, yet still doesn't show a handball.

    This does, though:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    The Mousers were very sheepish last night but now good ol' Hansen's leapt to Suarez's defence they've found their voice again it seems.

    Anyother set of fans would still be too embarrassed at how they beat a Conference team to worry about whether Suarez is being cheated.
     
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  18. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Even if that did show it hit him high on his arm, which it doesn't, if you watch the whole incident it's obvious he was trying to chest the ball. Suarez moved his hand towards the ball.
     
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  19. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    Yid now you are being silly. VdV moved his arm TO the ball and controlled it with his ARM your shoulder does not extend to inside of your arm, just bicep and tricep, basic biology, handball ALL day.

    It aint a big deal but you can't admit it cos you are slating someone who 1 had his arm there before the ball came back and 2 blamed this player when the officials seen it and gave a goal.. Seriously if you can't see the stupidity in that and admit it, i've just got 0 respect for you mate

    Even after all the bale cr@p, which I openly said, yeah he dives but more or less so what, only when he dives and wins a penalty v Liverpool will it piss me off, not some fake morally justified hunt on behalf of Mansfield, like you lot care<ok>
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    Just seen Hansen's rant about this and he's clearly wrong:
    &#8216;Whatever moral high ground you take over Luis Suarez&#8217;s goal, no footballer would ever ask for a goal to be disallowed.
    It has never happened in the history of the game. It will never happen in my lifetime. What exactly was Suárez supposed to do? Run to the referee and tell him it hit his hand? His team-mates would go berserk, and his manager would not be too impressed either.'

    It's happened this season and in a top level game, too:

    [video=youtube;ye3RA0ULXUQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye3RA0ULXUQ[/video]

    I don't think that the Uruguayan should be getting stick for not admitting it, as virtually no footballer would.
    He should be getting stick for doing it in the first place, though. Hardly a first time offender, either.
     
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