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Worst Ever Lunch?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Mar 6, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I've had a few in my lifetime.

    But I would have to go with a cheese burger I once had in 1992 which was foul. Felt ill directly after. I don't normally eat that sort of ****.

    Nowadays I have have healthy sandwiches and soups from Greggs. Dunno what their savoury stuff tastes like but probably less palatable than Virgin Toby. Hence I stick to the healthy option from Greggs.

    Greggs is quite good for sandwiches and soups and there is a Greggs located nearby the office.

    Greggs.
     
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  2. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Micro Machines come in collections of 5!
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    my worst lunch was in 1990 I was in new delhi or some part of london anyway , I purchased some sort of local delicacy vindaloo or some such but it had been soiled by rajids putrid cum.

    I know some on here would think thats an ideal lunch st. but to me it was the worst
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    STD and virgin Toby would lap up that spunk no problemo.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Greggs pasties taste of horseshit and give you cancer. They're alright when you're drunk though.
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    None <wah>
     
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  7. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Had a free one once with a good Catholic and an honest politician but apparently I dreamt it all
     
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  8. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    Well when i first moved to greenwich the chavy pub on the corner i decided go in one day and have a full english breakfast and my god was i sick for days after that never stepped back in the place cheap food they can shove it
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Eating food during the day is for weak minded people.

    Eat once, eat well, 8pm.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Only ****s eat in the evenings.

    Food should be consumed at lunchtime, and in sufficient quantities that it allows you to still drink all day and not eat til the next afternoon.

    Eating in the evening only is for raging benders that can't handle being drunk <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My ancestors, being non-froggy, developed a remarkable metabolism when all other homo sapiens were hunter gathering we lounged about and hunter gathered off the tossers who hunter gathered.

    The net result is that I eat once a day, late and heartily, and am still a fine figure of a man. :grin:

    Try doin that on veggies ya wee turnip sooker.
     
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