No, not the Toon's (yes, it is bad) but these two sad twats each up on a charge of murdering a youngster....Bridger and Hazel. One reckons his victim fell down the stairs whilst they were playing and accidentally broke her neck, the other reckons he ran over his victim and he can't remember what he did with the body (and then has the temerity to cry in court, the twat). Yes, everyone deserves their say in court but is this really the best these two twats can come up with? Their excuses are an insult to anyone's intelligence and the juries will find them guilty within an hour or so. Your thoughts, fellow ****s.
I'd flog the twats myself as I'm sure you would. I'd even pull the lever to open the trap door if needs be. In fact, I'd give both of them anal and then slice their bastard throats open. I'm ****ing beelin at these two twats
It beggars belief that ****s like these are allowed the benefit of a trial with such transparent defences as these. What gets me even more brassed off is that some ****ing QC is getting upwards of 500 brick an hour to peddle this nonsense in a court of Law. They'd be as well trying to convince the respective juries that the victims were kidnapped by Elves or that a Giant Blackbird swooped down, commited the crime and flew away before anyone but the accused saw it. It's true what they say, the Law is an Ass and it would be fitting (though impossible) if both Juries did not even bother retiring to consider the verdict, but simply had a show of hands for Guilty. Unfortunately there are always a couple of bleeding hearts or legal pedants on any given jury, so it would not surprise me at all if at least one of the trials sees a deliberation which last into the following day.
Giant Blackbird I do hope the legal system has had its swingeing cuts like most of the rest of us have but I somehow doubt it. When I did jury service about 15 years ago, I'm sure we were told the cost of running a trial was about £5k an hour. Meanwhile, this slimeball Hazell has tried to pin the dirty deed on his neighbours. He told a prison officer that it was his they who put his victim's body in his loft. Presumably the neighours also took a picture of his naked victim with his phone. What a twat, I hope someone sticks a sharp implement in his eye like they did that other vile creep Huntley.
You have to try to establish the facts before sentencing, you two are the sort who lynch paediatricians.
There should be a gallows set up on every major thoroughfare so that the populace can regularly see a fly-blown corpse swinging in the breeze. It will boost the morale of the law-abiding, while offering a much needed boon to the carpentry and rope-making industries.
