Worrying news for Everton fans ...

Conclusive proof that Roberto Martinez has had his soul sucked out by Dementors .... I suspect the same thing happened to Jose Mourinho thus explaining his otherwise inexpilcable behaviour towards Eva Carneiro ...

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Que?

You been on the wine gums again?

 

... might just be my phone ... looks like his head is being sucked away

 

His hair's been sucked away in the last year or so, but his bonce is still intact mate.

Albeit I thought he'd had a lobotomy when he continued picking Howard for most of this season.

 

Make sure your wife doesn't see that image on your phone. It might confirm a few things for her.

 

I think the BBC Sportsday thread is relatively safe ... I'm guessing you're speaking from painful experience ... out of interest what was it that your wife caught you out on? ...

 

Xhamster a few times. The worst time was when we signed VDV and that same sports day thread you are on about got me into bother as the news broke on there.