Not quite but I like it I meant that the keeper also expects him to go across the goal so Suarez tries to catch the keeper out by going near post. Bit like the 'impossible angle' goal he got against Sunderland (possibly Stoke?) where he was more or less in line with the goals posts and everyone thought he was going to cross it including the keeper who clearly inched forward (rightly) before Suarez shot instead. He had no right shooting from that angle, let alone scoring
That's very true but (and you know there's always a but) that goal and his one against Hearts as well, were both from very tight angles. Its not about those kinds of chances as such, its about the ones where he's got time and he wants to do the spectacular rather than just twat it in. A natural goalscorer wants to score, a natural show off wants to score as well...."but" with 3 megs, 2 triple salcos and a partridge in a ****ing pear tree. We just need someone alongside him to stick it in after Suarez has skinned the opposition back four all in one go. Either that or strap him in a chair and make him watch David Ngogs Finishing School videos
Blah blah patience blah blah trust the man with no record to justify it blah blah ignore Swansea's poor goal-scoring and check all that possession blah blah blah as advertised blah di ****ing blah.
We should have scored twice against Stoke. Sterling made a terrible choice with Gerrard waiting in hte middle. Penalty for Suarez having his foot taken away before the dive. Stoke should have finished with 9.
Kenny isn't as good a manager as you think he is. Get the **** over it and move on. Sick of seeing you whinge and moan.
Bring back the pass back! and the throw in to the keeper! Funny how it used to be short shorts and big ass tops. Now it is skin tight tops and long baggy shorts.
Yeah but those ole baggy tops still had the uncanny ability to give you serious nipple rash in them days. Was a hard mans game back then I tell ya a Ban coloured boots and keepers wearing gloves...in fact any players wearing gloves...and tights **** yeah
1 word......... snood (sp). It used to be you had to be the best player in the world to wear soemthing audacious...... now my club and high school kids wear them and they are no where near that! The mango and pink efforts are the worst. Just got these for 25 $ at our Adidas tent sale. please log in to view this image
They pass the blackness test just. As for snoods Picture the scene...Mancinis office...phone rings..."Ah yez hello Carlos this is your boss hahaa, yez Carlos obviously i recognisa your voice and your complete lack of a single English word in your vocabulahaary....sourry what's that you are saying Carlos my multi million pounded employee? You cannota come in to the work today? Jeezus ****in christio Carlos what the hell isss up with you thisa time? You have a cold neck you say? Are you taking the pissa again Carlos? You are serihously tellinga me you ain'ta gonna play today because of a chilly neck? When I am seeing you Carlos I'ma gonna ringa your ****ing neck with my scarfio you hear me"
