It was going on target.
So was my jizz on your dad's face bruv.
It was going on target.
Gayer than a bottle of chips.Also, it's clear that my main man Spurly and I are very similar in our gansta-hip stylie ting, Tel.
We're Bruvs and Homies, yeah?
And I say that without the slightest bit of embarrassment.
Aside from the like brothel ****tards I’m right up there![]()

Thanks mate, I’m putting it in my CV.Amazing achievement mate![]()
No. HIAG.
That wasn't Spurlock you were calling bruv.
Catch up FFS.
I'll be watching our opener at my friend's house, on the massive screen in his cinema room, Bruv.
He's the one with the three pub-sized gardens.*
* @PISKIE I'm not bragging. I'm simply stating facts, yeah?
So was my jizz on your dad's face bruv.

I don't know why I laughed at that!
I bet Matth will see the funny side, too.
I don't know why I laughed at that!
I bet Matth will see the funny side, too.

His mum didn't..
Let's leave it there, I dont want big bro tel on my case all night.
I'm supposed to be Peru apparently. All I know is they make good cocaine.
Peru strutting their stuff like 2010/11 Southampton.