The Prestatyn & Aberswyth NHS Foundation Trust are bidding to host the 2022 FIFA World Cup. http://sendawaythetigers.co/2012/08/27/prestatyn-aberswyth-nhs-world-cup-2022/
The Snake Gully Shire is also thinking of putting in a bid. We're a big chance too. We're gunna offer the powers that be a slab of piss a piece to sway their thinking.
Well seeing has Sepp has awarded the World Cup to a place where drinking beer can get you 20 lashes, your bid starts to look quite attractive. On the other hand, Qatar is rumoured to have offered a cave full of gold.
Who'd want gold when ya' can have a few koala bangers on the barbie, sink a few tinnies and watch the roos rooting late in the arvo.