****ing can't be arsed with this **** today. Supposedly got to prepare for my mid-year review even though there's a pay freeze and no bonus for the next 2 years. Right now I'm thinking "**** the ****s" and not doing the review. Am I shooting myself in the foot? I'm indespensible to the ****s by the way, not because I'm good but because I'm the only one that knows a particular area. Employers are ****ers. Piss-up and Brewery ****s. Might do some Mumbai type shooting the day too.
Having a good morning then Sleepy? I hate that type of pish. They expect you to justify why you are in your job. As if any **** is going to be honest and say "I do **** all but I'd still like you to keep paying me all the same"
Just been for a couple of pints at lunchtime. Pissed in work is great. Still hate the ****ing place though. I think I need a new career, I can make a sword and a swan from baklloons so maybe I can be a clown.They seem to have a good time.
One thing I miss about working onshore is lunchtime pints. The amount of times I drove the works van back after 4 pints at lunchtime was shocking. If you become a clown I'm never speaking to you again. ****ing hate the semi-transsexual freaks, they scare me. This picture is all you need to know about clowns. They rape and murder young boys then store the bodies under the crawlspace. please log in to view this image
Don't want to upset you Venom. Maybe I'll just become the evil monkey from family guy. Or I could just shoot every **** in my work. That would be a count of about 800, would put me right up the top of the charts.
I'd ****ing love it if someone from Not606 went postal. We really need our own Raoul Moat style martyr
I'm your man Venom. Will shoot 800 mother ****ers in the head and post the pics. Just need to get me some hardware. MOTHER ****ERS YOU WILL DIE YOU ****ING ****S God bless Columbine God bless hungerford God bless Raul
****ING USELESS BASTASRDS IN MY WORK Even worse than the scum you get on public transport. At least they know their scum. Mmmmm.....public transport. Now there's a thought.
Aye but the Musmos have the buses and underground market cornered. Bomb a bin lorry. Makes and mess and a smell....
maybe I'll bomb a nice aluminium dam. Probably the only place better is schools. Not angry at the kids but if you could bomb the **** out of all teachers the world would ne a better place. <stoopidcuntsdon'tknowwhentheyhaveitgoodandjustmoanallthetime12weekholidaycunts>
I've gone from imagining him stalking office-to-office with a shotgun to him ****ing before his boss' desk saying "Wait, I'll no be long".....
****s. I come here for therapy and sympathy 'cos you're all just great guys. I'm sobering up now. It's lucky I have some vodka hidden in a 500ml 7up bottle on me. ****s Venom. I wanna work offshore to get away from the wife. Probably get more sex. Work in IT, what's the chances?
Not too shabby but the problem you might have is that there is usually only 2 or 3 IT guys on a platform. There are a few Mobs you should try. Wood Group, Amec and PSN are always looking for guys and you might get picked up to do something else with them anyway. Raeburn and Orion are your best bet for Software type work I think. You'll also have a better chance of getting a job if you pay for your own medical/Basic Offshore Training. That's what I did and I got the first job I applied for. It's about ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã650ish and is 4 days long
The sex out here has been ****e recently. Plus I'm in a cabin by myself this trip. It means I have to sexually degrade myself this time. Thinking about the old ball clamps this week....are ball clamps a real thing? I would search on Google but I've already had three warnings off the firewall today about looking at dodgy stuff. One of them was just for trying to open a web-site with those ****ing swords on it
