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Woolves Sitty vs. Swansea Sitty

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by mr_gullible, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    Well, I was in the pub with my mates Darren, Ashley and his girlfriend Molly last night and we was talking about the woolves game on Sunday.

    I asked what the name of woolves ground was coz I wasn’t sure, like.
    Ashley said Molly knew. So I asked Molly but she said she didn’t know.
    Ashley said MOLLY KNEW! So I asked Molly if she used to know but now she’s forgotten but she said she has never known the name of Woolves ground.
    Then Ashley said that the Woolves ground was actually called molly knew and I said i’m not so stupid as to believe that - no-one in their right mind would call a football stadium molly knew.

    Darren said that they are called Woolverhampton Wanderers coz they are like a gypsy club and every month they take down their ground, load it on lorries and then they set it up somewhere else. He says at the moment they are on a fairground site in Telford but by the time we play them, they will have moved to a disused airfield near Skegness. I think that’s really useful information for any of you guys going on Saturday.

    Molly likes films like, and she says that they made a film at Molly Knew from all there goal celebrations and it won 7 oscars. She says it was called Dances with Woolves. Do you think that’s trew?

    Do you think dorus de fries is regretting going to Woolves. Does that mean he is now a woolf? If he wears a fleece to go outside in winter is he a woolf in sheep’s clothing?
     
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  2. Rhysj1

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    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    Quality post yet again mr_gulible , good fun to read ! :)
     
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  4. Hit The Road

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    <laugh>

    "they are like a gypsy club"

    Cue the invasion from up the M4. <ok>
     
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  5. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    So did Molly know the name in the end?
     
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    Dilligaf New Member

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    Very funny Aswan 10/10 from me
     
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  9. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Where's Aswan appear on this page??? Dilli you nasty man. I bet you tell little kids there's no Santa.
     
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  10. Dilligaf

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    No way Swimaway, Santa is real and so is the Tooth Fairy
     
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