for the 2nd week on the trot, my mother has offered to take the kids after school/nursery <yafuckindancersmiley>. all I have to do is take a change of clothes round to hers for them as she wants to take them to the pictures around tea time to see Astro Boy. The wife is going to get her eyebrows, nails and minge done after work, I suggested getting the strimmer from the hut and I'd do her minge, as she stills has her winter plumage at the moment, lickin her pie is like winchin the Yorkshire Ripper. So I can't decide whether to sit and watch the telly or go and meet a couple of the boys in the boozer....what do you guys think????? Be nice now
I love actual Scampi Fries, although was put off them 1 day when 1 of my mates said that the smell of them reminded him of.......A primiray 6 girl who has pished her pants and has them drying out over the clasrrom radiator There was a very awkward silence for a few seconds which seem to last for ****in ages
Plus bein a Paisley man, I had to find a bar snack that most other folk don't like, saves you sharing....**** buying peanuts, the hauns shoot out like ****in Oliver Twist!!
"Gonnae gies us wan" used to hate that when I went to Glasgow as a kid to visit the family. "No, **** off and get your own"
When getting a round in, I always ask if anyone wants any crisps or nuts etc, they say no. I buy nuts and suddenly every ****s developed a nut hunger...****ers
