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50 Shades of Subterfuge: Rape charges as 'male model' offering sex in dark turns out to be balding 68-year-old
A 68-year old Frenchman faces rape charges for fooling women into having 50 Shades of Grey-style sex in the dark on first date after usurping identity of a 37-year old male model

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...dark-turns-out-to-be-balding-68-year-old.html

 

Toby's 68?

 

Some guy used to come on here now and again used to live down that way.

 

Getting an even rapier than usual 'Allo 'Allo! vibe off that dude.

 

Wrong, Toby's never had his hole.

 

So, it's rape because he's an ugly, old ****?

The women went there of their own free will and offered up their minge boxes to a stranger. No doubt yer typical hairy feminists (dev) will be up in arms but, like the old fella, **** 'em I say.

 

he told me he "a wee hottie" coming round the other week

 

Full marks to any of the local Gendarme that were able to take a statement without laughing their heads off. Deceitful and underhand? Yes Rape? Get real.

 

Zactly. Like that time Tina lured me round to hers. I just manned up, shagged the 68 year old and was on my way.

Was I the victim of rape? I think not.

 

Funny thing is what bloke has woke up with a bird and said to themselves "holy ****",she looked gorgeous after 10 pints but the last thing you would do is cry rape and just hope she doesn't wake up as you tiptoe out the door.

 

why do you think I'm moving to Malaga?

 

A Gregg's Veggie bake?

 

Isn't all rape by surprise?

 

Naw, I send a recorded delivery letter with the time and date of the rapings to all my victims.

Nice tae be polite and that.

 

I miss Greggs

 

I don't ...

Hit it every time!

 

Ye wid think so

 

It was a genuine heartfelt comment.

 

As was mine... I felt my heart as I'm sure it skipped a beat when I read Greggs!