'Whoa, she's ****ing stunning!' - 'look at the tits on her!' A couple of statements there that would earn you a swift slap with most of the female gender, despite them being obvious compliments. So what we've done at work is come up with our own wee rating system. Every women has been allocated a football team, an English team. The better team the better looking the individual. So for example we've got Watford as one of the best talents in the room. Some good attacking football on show and a lot of promise for the future. Mostly 2 strikers on show up front. The new manager has clearly worked wonders at the Club. On the other hand we've got Grimby Town, it's just horrible on all levels, they've not got many fans and even the owner is getting fed up of the poor quality. This way we can now talk about them all and they're thick as **** and oblivious to it all. It's a pretty steady system. Anybody got any others? <okmuir>
When you're 22 and been stuck with the same burd for a year then you'd feel my pain mate. I work in a pretty big building so there's tits and arse everywhere.
Presumably QPR and Reading are both happy to go down on you, while Wigan would take a bit of persuading but would oblige eventually (perhaps after a big night out)?
They've taken quite a bit of punishment over the course of the season too. Still decent outfits mind you. The right man at the helm could change their fortunes.
Arsenal Fun, not a serious relationship, happy just to go window shopping, likes it up the poop chute
