Me and our lass were out for a meal last night when the coversation got round to the Andy Gray, Richard Keys situation. This just goes to show women dont know the offside rule. Our lass is using the glasses as attacking players defenders and goalie and my mates lass says "yeah thats right, it's like when you push yerself in front of another lass when your both gannin for the same pair of shoes" my mate and me just fell about laughing. It says everything about women in football. We have all said exactly the same as both Andy Gray and Keys. So I think a good old bollocking would have been enough.
think your lass and her mate were talking about the wrong sport altogether, they're clearly describing a rugby scrum there
"yeah thats right, it's like when you push yerself in front of another lass when your both gannin for the same pair of shoes" Well Bent was caught offside a lot mind. Not casting hinting ay owt like. Took our lass to one match before we were wed. She talked none stop during the match, I nearly called off the wedding. Oh for a time machine.
