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Woman at work...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Nov 14, 2013.

  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    There's a woman here complaining that she had to drive for 50 minutes in the dark when it was raining, she really hopes she never has to do it again.

    We can make sure of that.

    Which method of killing would be most suitable in this instance?
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Nov 14, 2013
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Could you not just move in with her and then drive her to work every morning?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 14, 2013
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Have a heart, Muir. Driving? In the rain? When it's DARK?!? Nightmarish. My thoughts are with her at this difficult time.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 14, 2013
  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Lock her in a suitcase. It will be classed as suicide and you get away with it.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 14, 2013
  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    surely this would be assisted suicide (which is illegal!) as there's no way she'd be able to lock her own suitcase...
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Nov 14, 2013
  6. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    She could if you had a special lock fitted which was key operable from both sides
     
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    Shawswood, Nov 14, 2013

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