Without a word of a lie........

I've probably done about 10 ****s these past 2 days.

Fucking arsehole looks like Venom's face pre-Calamine lotion after the chemical peel.

Anyway, I'm going for 2-0 to Scotland against Croatia.

I asked the wee fella yesterday if he wanted to go to the Scotland game tonight.

"What's the game for" asked BazJnr

"World Cup Qualifying" replies me.

"Yes" says Jnr.

Then this morning....

"Can Scotland and Croatia qualify for the World Cup" asks an excited Jnr.

"Naw, we're oot" said a sympathetic father.

"Awww right"

Before his 1st Scotland game and he's already gutted.

Best get him used to the disappointment of following Scottish football nice and early.

 

Lies!!

 

2-1 Croatia.

Aye he'll get used to it in he end.

 

^^^rumbled

 

I've only done 1 ****e these past 2 days

 

We have already explained what's wrong with you fatty.

 

It's been brutal on the arsehole.

Started on Sunday night, 11pm, pished and sitting on the pan doing a ****! And it's continued right the way through. As I sit here typing, I can feel another brown boy churning up my stomach.

 

I watched a Scotland game within 12 hours of my mother dying. We lost.

Can anyone beat that in the depression stakes?

 

Yes, you could be Toby.

 

Living in N.I. probably beats that

 

Hoots mon!!

 

I watched Engerland <boooohissss>

 

First Scotland game I've been to for ages.

Off the top of my head and I may be talking ****e, I think the last game I went to was a Scotland Germany game at Ibrox and Duncan Ferguson hit the bar with an overhead kick.

All in all, enjoyed the game and atmosphere.

 

Barrie and the rest of the yes scotland group singing only 1 alex salmond

 

When was that, Shaunieboi?

There was a Haggis munching **** a couple of rows in front of me with a 'Yes' badge on his tartan beret. Fucking political pish at a football game, wait a go trying to ruin the fun of going to the football.

The wee man had his Rangers strip on just to piss off any #Rangershaters

 

I was there too Baz, best I've seen Scotland play in a while.

Encouraging signs for the next campaign

 

You missed out on the saucy snaps Nicola Sturgeon did for Scotch Babes magazine, Trev. They were given away free at the turnstile.

 

I was actually paid to take one.

 

You could have come up and said hello ya ****.

 

I saw a few mutants in edinburgh at the weekend with the tartan army uniform complete with yes badges

Don't know where they were going