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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by devonFRATTONiser, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    This just about sums up the financial situation at Pompey at the moment, as I see it.

    They used to tell me they were building a team
    And so I followed the mob
    When there were goals to score or saves to make
    I was always there cheering the job

    They used to tell me they were building a team
    With Cups and glory ahead
    Why should I be down in League One
    Our club nearly dead?

    Once we built a winning team, we won the cup
    Had a wonderful time
    Then the bills they all arrived, Time was up
    Brother, can you spare a dime?

    Once we were on the back page of The Sun
    Europe Football was fine
    Harry spent the money, now it's done
    Brother, can you spare a dime?

    Once in Pompey shirts, gee we looked swell
    Full of that Play-Up-Pompey yell
    Twenty thousand voices singin' like Hell
    And I was the kid with the bell

    Say, don't you remember, they called me "Al"
    It was "Al" all the time
    Why don't you remember, I'm your pal
    Say buddy, can you spare a dime?

    Once in Pompey shirts, gee we looked swell
    Full of that Play-Up-Pompey yell
    Twenty thousand voices singin' like Hell
    And I was the kid with the bell

    Oh, say, don't you remember, they called me "Al"
    It was "Al" all the time
    Say, don't you remember, I'm your pal
    Buddy, can you spare a dime?
     
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  2. MAJR

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    Have I started a trend?
     
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  3. Saint Possum

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    Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear :mad:
     
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  4. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    Pompey (and England ,we once had four full Internationals in the first team which was more than Man Utd just 2/3 years ago)until I die!PUP<ok>

    Ignore Possum Devo, he allegedly keeps his head up his arse<laugh>
     
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  5. PompeyLapras

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    Very good!

    How about some Ellie Goulding? This song's direct at the ownership at Portsmouth in recent months.

    Who are we to be emotional?
    Who are you to play with clubs and throw it all?
    Who are you to turn our supporters heads?
    Who are we to find ourselves in other people's mess?

    I don't like the way you never listen to finacial advice
    I feel like we're close to liquidation and to poor to cry for help
    I don't think you care for us much at all

    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your downfall
    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your downfall

    I'm feeling down about this team

    Who were you to make us play so good?
    Who are you to give huge salaries and say we're misunderstood?
    Who are we to say our support is always yours?
    Who are we to win the Cup that everyone adores?
    I don't see a reason why we can't just be sustainable
    We're sinking down the leagues like we're we're utterly unable
    I don't think you care for us much at all, at all

    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your downfall
    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your down fall
    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your downfall
    (At all)

    This team is not what you want
    This club will never be yours
    This team is be and end all
    This team will be your downfall
     
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  6. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    Very good efforts gentlemen<applause><applause>


    What about a song for next season, I quite like the sound of;

    Scummers going down, Scummers going down,
    Super Pompey's going up, Super Pompey's going up.


    PUP<ok>
     
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  7. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    Theres some fat ladies singing, but in truth, I'd give in one more week. <laugh>
     
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  8. Singing Red & White

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm Now that is Funny
    :emoticon-0102-bigsm :emoticon-0102-bigsm :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  9. Saints_Alive

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    Don't give up (Bob) Hope yet lads, you could join us on "The road to Utopia" if you recieve some "Pennies from Heaven".
     
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  10. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    Super Pompey's going up, Super Pompey's going up.

    ____________________________________________

    Belly up perhaps.
     
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  12. Saints_Alive

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    Newsflash...Minging in 'foot in mouth' shock.....<whistle>
     
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  13. Mark Bailey

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    Shalalalalala.... who the f.ck is laughing now<party>
     
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  14. MAJR

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    How about some Woody Guthrie? Based on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mO7jx3JEw

    Do Re Mi - Pompey

    Lots of folks down south, they say, are working hard every day,
    Toiling the hard and honest way along the Pompey line,
    Along to Fratton Park they roll, down the Frogmore road they stroll,
    They&#8217;re hoping they will see a goal, but he&#8217;s what they find,
    Now, the lawyers and the FA always say,
    &#8220;If you want to play the game you&#8217;ve gotta pay&#8221;

    Oh, if you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi, folks, you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi,
    Why, you better go back home to your sofa, to your computers, radio&#8217;s and TV&#8217;s,
    Football is a Garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see,
    But believe it or not, you won&#8217;t find it so hot,
    If you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi.

    You want to buy your club or team, and chase the glory of the dream,
    To overhaul the old regime and keep your future free,
    But there will always be a catch, to hurt before you played a match,
    So then take this little tip from me,
    &#8216;Cause I look through the paper&#8217;s every day,
    And the headlines on the columns always say:

    If you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi, boys, you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi,
    Why, you better go back home to your sofa, to your computers, radio&#8217;s and TV&#8217;s,
    Football is a Garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see,
    But believe it or not, you won&#8217;t find it so hot,
    If you don&#8217;t have the Do Re Mi.

    Edit: additionally, I thought of doing an alternate version of Pastures of Plenty - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH2DJvgNlMA&feature=relmfu
     
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  15. PompeyLapras

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    How about some Coldplay?

    Michael, keep on the road you're on
    Players, untill the play is done
    Supporters, you've got to support them on
    Sometimes even the result is wrong

    They are turning the club out
    To see what relegation's all about
    Keeping our heads down
    To see what safety feels like now
    But I have no doubt
    One day, we're gonna get out

    Tonight maybe we're gonna run
    Dreaming of the Fratton sun
    Oh, oh
    Dreaming of when promotion comes

    They are turning the club out
    To see what relegation's all about
    Keeping our heads down
    To see what safety feels like now
    But I have no doubt
    One day, the sun will come out
     
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