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****wit burns Cup Final ticket

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A Hearts fan burnt his cup final ticket trying to iron out a crease.

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    Ian Downie wanted to get rid of the fold on his ticket so thought he would straighten it out with the heat.

    The 34-year-old told the Evening News: "I saw my mate’s ticket which looked fresh and brand new and thought 'I'll just spruce this up a little'. I put it in a tea towel and ironed it, but I was in shock when I took it out."

    Luckily the seat number and reference number are still visible on the ticket and he can apply for a new ticket.

    Mr Downie called the SFA who said he could get a replacement as long as he still has the original.

    He has now made an appointment with the ticket manager at Hearts to make sure he gets to Hampden.

    http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/99898-hearts-fan-burnt-his-cup-final-ticket-trying-to-iron-out-creases/
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 15, 2012
  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    He looks ******ed enough to be a hearts fan.

    also how ****ing hot is his iron?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, May 15, 2012
  3. RAVENBLACK

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    That's OCD for you.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 15, 2012
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    His iron even matches his top. <badger>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 15, 2012
  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    you can just imagine the big ****** gurgling to himself as he got is gay wee pink iron out to iron his bit of paper. "musht get cweases out ma tikit"
     
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    Kim Jong Il, May 15, 2012
  6. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    His surname is Downie.

    There's a joke in there somewhere.
     
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    KingHotspur, May 16, 2012
  7. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    ow?
     
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    Shameless, May 16, 2012
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aye he's a ****in' downie
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 16, 2012
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There has to be a strong chance of him locking himself in the toilets at Hampden and missing the game. That's if he turns up on the right day.
     
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    Archers Road, May 16, 2012
  10. gas

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    Seems like a typical Scot <ok>
     
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    gas, May 16, 2012

  11. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh> ...what a dribbling mong!
     
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    Hugh Briss, May 16, 2012
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    your wit is wasted on us
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 16, 2012
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fixed that for ye <ok>
     
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    Gambol, May 16, 2012
  14. gas

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    Apologies, upon researching it seems he is actually a typical North Lanarkshireite <whistle>
     
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    gas, May 16, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    He's our leader :grin:
     
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    Gambol, May 16, 2012
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Thats ****in` pure radge likesay.
     
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    rogueleader, May 16, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...ying-Jambos-11000-mile-trip-to-Cup-Final.html

    Mon the Hibees <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 16, 2012
  18. Null

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    **** ...

    and fixed!
     
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    Null, May 16, 2012
  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That happened with Simon Weston, he was in with a chance of winning the Celtic Pools but he burnt his coupon.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 16, 2012
  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    The Simon Weston Grill...

    So good - he put his face on it!
     
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    Null, May 16, 2012
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