Winter Olympics

FÙCK EM!

 

Pished ALDO raging at young people who have achieved more in their short lives than he has in his 70 years upon the earth. Sitting in his pish-stained armchair, can of Special Brew resting on the ash-covered arm, screaming obscenities at the screen as a procession of young, fit and proud athletes passes by while tears roll down his puce coloured cheeks.

And later he's got to baby-sit three grandchildren , all sired by different fathers, two of whom he's never even met. All this while his daughter's out drinking and coking it up in some seedy club and will wake up tomorrow with child number four brewing away in her womb, unsure who the father is: the black guy who shagged her in the club toilets or the jakey looking 40 year old she went home with.

HA HA HA HA HA @A.L.D.O 4.1

 

I like the Snowboard X racing. Brilliant. And the short track speed skating. Wouldn't mind a shot of a Bobsleigh either.

 

Hoping the north and south gooks start a rammy.

 

Who is pished and Also raging?

Can't be me I'm still at work.

B-C probably.

 

Bound to be some top quality fanny in it.

 

In Aldo's work?

 

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Well apart fea me there's...nane.

 

ISIS Beatles fantasy. That sounds magic. I'm gonne get the missus drunk and play that out the night.

 

I've not got that Album.

 

The album would probably be less horrific than the DVD.

 

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Figure skating

 

Some fit birds now lining up for the Skiathlon.

 

Watched the Scottish burd doing the speed skating. She look fit as **** on the ice. Saw her interviewed. Horror show. And she had what sounded like a Dundonian accent

 

Looking forward to seeing Lindsey Vonn

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A quick search of "Lindsey Vonn Hacked" photos should give you the reason why. Proper nawty.

 

^^^And Mikaela Shiffrin

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Some fit looking burds at the ice skating. Not sure all of them were legal TBH

@GroveRanger to confirm.