Have you ever done your duty as a mate and been a Wing Man? My mate fancied this exquisite tart and I got lumped with her big mate. She was taller than me (not exactly difficult being such a short arse) and looked like Jabba The Hut in drag. The lump accosted me in the club and come kicking out time she said that I could walk her home. Being a chivalrous f*ecker I agreed and got to her front door. "Sorry you can't come in" she says, "I'm the nanny and I don't want to wake up the family" "Best make sure we are quiet then" says I and to my surprise she gives me the nod and I was in like Flynn. She had a front loading bra and when she popped the clip her udders flopped out into my face. Rode it like I stole it and made sure there was a pillow handy for when she started to moan and groan. Strolled home both impressed and appalled with myself in equal measure. What utter hounds have you had to service in the name of friendship?
