Why do they drink so much bloody coffee?!?!?!?!?!?!? Feel like I'm working in a greasy spoon today!!! Rant over!
You seem to have picked the right day for it! Its pissing down here but don't tell me the sun is shining in Wiltshire!
While on the subject of this lovely weather, If the ****ing stupid cow who drove her 4x4 at 40mph through a ****ing flood when i was going the other way this morning is reading this. thank you very ****ing much you ****ing whore!