Wimmin at work

Moaning that their men go out all weekend and they have to stay in with their kids because there's no one else to watch them.

I'm sure whether or not to find their men and shake their hands or punch these bitches in the neck. Hard.

 

Gie them a shoulder to cry on, Muir. That's the first step to shaggin them while their men are doon the pub

 

I'd probably shag both of them to be fair.

''Poor bairns, they must miss a male figure in their life''

Sounds rapey.

 

Is this an extract from your new book, 'Hullo Doll - A Practical Guide to Pulling in the Office'?

 

I have two blethering harpies sounding off in my ear right now, they are about 22 years old and are talking the biggest load of ****e you've ever heard in your life.

 

I could probably relate to that ****e more than this babies pish.

Whta are they talking about?

 

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Gambol's sexual adventures.

 

They must have been reading your posts on here.

 

One of them, a lithe young harlot with a nice bod and a loud mouth - is battering on about her boyfriend who is not willing to commit and how she's not completely sure about him.

She has two brats to this latter day Lothario incidentally.

The other, a plump ugly strumpet is basically just nodding like a parcel shelf dog and saying "Oh aye, yurr right".

 

Aye. The book is mostly blank pages where you log failures and expectations of failures. Then it's mostly about crying.

 

****.

 

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Offer to watch her kids and have her present to make sure you **** her instead of them

 

Aussie bird I sat opposite who applied makeup with a trowel and flirted loudly with every bloke who passed by her desk.

Fat desperate bird who moaned about the fact she couldn't get a bloke, constantly.

****ing cleaner who had a massive chip on her shoulder.

Thick as pigshit twat of a bird who somehow ended up getting promoted to HR Manager.

****s, all of them.

 

"Aussie bird I sat opposite who applied makeup with a trowel and flirted loudly with every bloke who passed by her desk."

She wanted it and was trying to make you jealous

 

Aussie birds scare the **** out of me, most of them are like the one in Peep Show.

 

Aussie birds aren't much different to other women

A woman putting on her make up and flirting with other men in front of you is interested in you, guaranteed

 

I met an Aussie burd in Dubai who was en route to England to be a PE teacher. Long story short, I didny get to shag her. Bitch.

 

Yep. Neither should you be interested in her for more than one night.