Failed his medical at Quatar City. Maybe they asked him to pass the ball to a team mate? It was too hot? Or any other reason you can think of. Would you Adam & Eve it!
Cos he's a devil worshipping, cross dressing, urine drinking, fat, evil git. And those are his good points
Struggle to see how he would fail having just returned from the World Cup. Maybe it was too windy, that was always TP's excuse.