I've always been a bit worried about this guy from Cbeebies 'Something Special' please log in to view this image
that programme is hillarious. its called something special and its full of "special children" that must be a joke.
Wonka = definite ***** He's a ****ing clever one too: "Buy ****loads of my sweets, have a look around my chocolate factory, sign this document that swears you to secrecy after I let you go, then I'll use the money made from you buying my **** to fund a police cover up". He was a crafty ****er, let me tell you.
If an anonymous driver from a BBC car show had a child with a one-armed children's presenter, would it be called Stig of the Stump?