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Willy Wonka: Sick *****phile?

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  1. VenomPD

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    Discuss.
     
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  2. Mick

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    I've always been a bit worried about this guy from Cbeebies 'Something Special'

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    <whistle>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Who's that in the boat? Looks like a plastic version of the other guy. They have the same shape head
     
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    <laugh> Mick knows all the weirdos from CBBC. He was the first to reveal stump girl on here.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    that programme is hillarious. its called something special and its full of "special children" that must be a joke.
     
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  7. Erik

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    Wonka = definite *****

    He's a ****ing clever one too:

    "Buy ****loads of my sweets, have a look around my chocolate factory, sign this document that swears you to secrecy after I let you go, then I'll use the money made from you buying my **** to fund a police cover up".

    He was a crafty ****er, let me tell you.
     
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    <laugh>

    Sign my ***** clause.
     
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  9. Erik

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    If an anonymous driver from a BBC car show had a child with a one-armed children's presenter, would it be called Stig of the Stump? <whistle>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Imagine a thalidomide in a crash helmet.
     
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    <laugh> On the dodgems?
     
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    <laugh>

    That's the best mental picture I've had in a long time.
     
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    i googled thalidomide race car driver and found this

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    Agreed, though sadly no amount of Googling could make it a reality <laugh>
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    <grr> Clown paintings. Creepy.
     
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    this is as close as i can get

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    <laugh> The genius of innovation.
     
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    Thalidomide + Agent Orange = Oompa Loompa?
     
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