Will Big Ol´Sam...

Will big ol´ Sam get in a jam
While Hughton C´s lads show fluency,
We´ll know very soon, by mid-afternoon
Tomorrow, so brew up a brew and see

Will big ol´Sam now of West Ham
Through all of the bubbles see double,
So our lads outgun them by two to one
And he ends up scratching his stubble

Will big ol´ Sam, much like a clam
Find words hard up in our backyard,
Some time before three when Foy blows, and we
Go home, after seeing them hammered

Will big ol´Sam, meek as a lamb
If decisions say, don´t go his way,
Politely enquire with mirth and not ire
" What the hell´s going on here today?"

Will big ol´ Sam´s battering ram
Not A. Carroll, most likely Cole,
Find avenues blocked and all windows locked
As he works to find any hole

Will big ol´Sam find he´s to slam
His hammers who at half way through,
Find themselves behind and near undermined
Now that scenario would do. OTBC

 

He's one of those managers (Megson's another) that I really like to see lose.

 

Benayoun is the one that worries me. However, West Ham don't have any players better than Spurs so if we can defend as well as last week, we could well come out in top.

Hard to predict even more this year.

 

Yep, he does seem to be one of those you either love or hate, and

NORWICHFANNOTON606 - I´d forgotten that Benayoun was with them again, but hardly think he´s the force he once was.

 

Will big ol' Sam burst the dam
Like a Lancaster bouncing bomb,
No Mercedes Benz, is your shocking defence
And another nail in Norwich's tomb.

[To be said in the style of Inspector Clouseau - 'berm' and 'term']

 

Sir, words fail me, you just keep getting better and better!

 

Why, thanks, Canary-Dave. Much appreciated.

 

Will big ol´Sam or aswan_dam
Or both maybe after their spree,
Be moaning at how they just were too slow
To pick up the one point or three

With a name like yours aswan, I just couldn´t resist - actually think you´ll pick up a draw.

 

Rbf, true that he isn't the same player but wasn't it last season that he caused us issues playing for the Gunners? I might be wrong.

Matt Jarvis also caused us one or two problems for Wolves at Carrow Road. However, without Carroll they do lack potency up front, Cole gets the odd goal but isn't prolific. Keeping Nolan quiet would be a start.

 

Can´t remember which season it was with Benayoun, but yes, he is a tricky player, but still past his best imo, Jarvis now, he could be a problem if we allow him too much room, but never worth the ? millions they paid for him

 

Yes, he was very expensive but English player prices seem to always be inflated.