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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    None other than her Madgeness at 60 years old. Apparently this is a photo taken in front of a smoked mirror which explains why it looks like she's covered in brown varicose veins.

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    https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/mado...s-she-bares-all-in-see-through-pants-7895527/

    I read somewhere that she used to go to a club in New York called something like Number 9 where they only let men in with dicks 9" or bigger. I rather feel if I ever got the chance at Madge it would be like throwing a (small) saveloy down an alley.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Nah, she's had mair cocks than Bernard Matthews.
     
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    She's looking ****ed these days ...

    But aye, a wid... Just to say I ****ed Madonna

    Bet she could suck ye dry
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's horrible, even when she was young she was a ****ing horror, never seen the attraction personally.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^^ got knocked back and prefers Cyndi

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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Always has been a ****in boot who thinks of herself as otherwise.

    Utter ****e music and a ****in hopeless actress.

    Still, she's done well for herself considering she is a talentless twat.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She drinks blood
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    I used to fancy her until I saw her in Desperately Seeking Susan (****ing awful film by the way). Next to Rosanna Arquette she's a ****ing boot.
     
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    Madonna-Nude-1979-01.jpg

    Minge like a Greek barman
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Wid.

    Photos of her in the nuddy were in Penthouse or Playboy and I'd mentioned this to my Sister's then boyfriend who duly went and bought me a copy. Fecker decided to hand it over to me in front of all my Sister's mates. The flush to my embarrassed cheeks lasted a bit longer than it took to close the door and knock one out.

    Around the time of Like A Virgin Madonna was about the fittest thing there was.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She had hairy armpits ffs.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    One of her few endearing qualities to be fair.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    Pump City back in the day

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    Madonna demands her lovers are sexual athletes, I'm a sexual couch-potato so I'll have to decline this one.
     
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    Ah wid
     
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