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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Feb 21, 2018
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I have two simple rules when it comes to sleeping with women:

    1. Never sleep with one who has a bigger cock than me
    2. Never sleep with one who is hairier than me

    Number 2 is the reason I gave Patience the knock back. And number 1.
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    "I'm so hairy!" she wailed.

    Fat too.
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fûcking hell.
     
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    Tina., Feb 21, 2018
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hi guise, I know we are all very goods friends on here, can we try and keep it that way? Thanks in advance <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Feb 21, 2018
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Whoa Nelly! I'm sure she has a lovely personality but that isn't what I'd be shagging. It would be like doing one of the Hair Bear Bunch.

    Naw from this hirsute avoiding citizen

    BTW - much more of a challenge than my Stabby Fat Bird or the other Barbie Wid Ye. Good work sir.
     
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    GroveRanger, Feb 21, 2018
  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    **** just disnae get it, does he?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Feb 21, 2018
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You could just stop posting every pic of a woman you see in the Metro as a Wid Ye? Just an idea <ok>
     
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    Toby, Feb 21, 2018
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She looks quite grotty
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Feb 21, 2018
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In a good way?
     
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    It's a ****ing tough one but to keep my rep in tact Ah Wid have tae <wah>
     
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    gas, Feb 21, 2018
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ME AN LAIN TRAIN CHILD SOLJIERS
     
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    Patience, Feb 21, 2018
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bitches, eh?
     
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    Toby, Feb 21, 2018
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Tobes I whatsapped you but you ignored me .
    Can you order me something from Dream market please if I send you some money?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Feb 21, 2018
  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Just answered <ok>
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Dream market eh? Are you getting a new wife?

    You should lease one.
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 21, 2018
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    This sort of talk causes blowback you fat kike ****.<ok>
     
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